I'm pleading with any of you who may be an avid hunter to please travel to Minnesota and purchase a bow hunters license. It is officially "Viking" season. I'll even pay for the license and travel costs. I think I threw up in my mouth when Brett Favre inked his deal with the Purple People Eaters today and returned to the NFL, AGAIN!
I'm sick and tired of this pretty boy "retiring" every year so he doesn't have to go to Spring practices or training camp. Isn't that where he should be from day one in an effort to build some chemistry with his new teammates. Not to mention learning a new playbook. But no. Yet another owner and general manager signed off on bringing this douchebag back out of retirement again.
And have you heard the terms of the deal? Seriously, $10 to 12 million for one year, for a 39 year old quarterback. For pete's sake, what's their next transaction gonna be? I've heard rumors that Yoda's agent has been in contact with the Vikings about playing running back for Minnesota this year. And he's willing to take a $1 million contract, incentive based of course. But at least he's got "The Force" on his side.
Farve is so old, that when he showed up for his 1st practice today he was wearing a purple helmet with giant horns coming out of the sides, and there were yellow braids flowing in the breeze. I'm not a Packers fan. Far from it. But it must be sickening to see him wearing purple and gold. And that roar of laughter coming from New York is undoubtedly all of the Jets fans who went through this circus last year.
So here is my offer. I'm looking for some new decor for the house I purchased earlier this year. I can think of nothing better than mounting this prima donna's helmet with the braids and horns over my mantel. I'm willing to pay a king's ransom. Anyone interested in making some fast cash just contact me at http://ihatebrettfavreandallofhisneverendingbullshit.com.
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As a Packers fan it does sicken me. Tho he gave the Pack many good seasons, he should be doing Wranglers jeans commercials and bass fishing in Mississippi or wherever he's from. He shouldn't be playing in the NFL, certainly not for our archrivals. I'll be rooting against him should he be on the field against the Pack. Somewhere Vince Lombardi is shaking his head.
ReplyDeleteI was never a Packers fan, but truth be told, I was a Brett Favre fan. Though, when I saw the press release on this crap last week, I said to myself, "No shit. Brett Favre's still alive?"
ReplyDeleteI mean, who does he think he is? Elway? If so, he's gotten hit on the head far too many times. I agree with you: no one's gonna accomplish much in the positive sense when you're not making an effort to be a part of a team.
Elway knew when to quit. With the similarities in their family lives, you'd think Brett would have enough left upstairs to just walk away. He got a ring. So at least he's a step ahead of Marino. But what the hell does he seriously think he can accomplish at this point?
The Vikings are just a bunch of enablers. But I've thought that since the Vikings turned a blind eye to Randy Moss and all of his embarrassing legal bullshit during the draft. Maybe they just like putting guys on the payroll who live and breathe, "I play when I want to play".
Friggin douchebags.