Miami Vice

It's official. I now hate the Miami Dolphins even more than ever. A press conference has been set for Thursday to announce that Gloria Estefan and her hubby Emilio, have purchased a minority ownership of the Fish.

I mean is she that hard up for work that she has to buy a team so she can sing the National Anthem at home games. Does this mean that The Miami Sound Machine is back? I seriously hope not. Next thing you know Benny Mardonas is gonna buy the Buffalo Sabres in an attempt to resurect what little career he never had.

And didn't she die in a bus accident like 20 years ago.

I can see it now. "Ladies and gentlemen, your Miami Dolphins take the field!"

And 53 douchebags in teal jerseys come running out to her favorite song CONGA! If the Bills don't beat the crap out of them this year I'll never be able to show my face in public again. And if she even thinks about flying up to New York when they play the Bills I think I might go and punch her in the face.

Brett Favre retires from the Jets, Tom Brady blows his knee out, "Mrs Castro" owns the 'Fins, and Terrell Owens signs with Buffalo. All the stars are aligning. This could finally be the year the Bills win a Super Bowl!